Mitchell

Keith Keefer - SF

Team: Mitchell Mariners [ID #1005]

Location: New London, CT (New England)

Conference: V.15 [Division 2]

President: Rradley903
[since December 30th 2021 | last seen September 29th 2026]

Coach: Jeremy Rowe

Arena: Yarnall Athletic Center

Rating: 77.01 - Overall Position: #434

Fan Mood: 77.34

Alumni Mood: 109.10

Prestige: 90

Team Notes:

• Jan 01 2054: 3-star prospect Mack Kramer committed.
• Nov 12 2053: 3-star prospect Thad Polk committed.
• Feb 13 2053: 2-star prospect Shayne Carpenter committed.
• Jan 18 2053: 3-star prospect Frederick Turner committed.
• Dec 26 2052: 3-star prospect Jimmy Baker committed.
• Jan 04 2052: 2-star prospect Jackie Beckham committed.
• Dec 30 2051: 4-star prospect Jacob Franklin committed.
• Dec 28 2051: 3-star prospect Keith Keefer committed.
• Dec 21 2051: 3-star prospect Josh Clark committed.
• Dec 16 2051: 3-star prospect Odis Jennings committed.

Record:

Wins: 6 Losses: 31 Pct: .162 Conf Wins: 4 Conf Losses: 23 Conf Pct: .148 Conf Rank: 15 Last10: 0-10 Streak: L10

Pts Ave: 77.5 - 94.6 Pts Diff: -17.1 Team Power Index: 129.4

Press Releases:

Dec 11 2049: State Of The Mariner - by Rradley903 on January 31st, 2026

HC Jeremy Rowe points and laughs at Oscar Lugli for dropping his bag of NIL money on the ground walking out of the locker room after a resounding 113-91 victory over 12-4 Martin Luther, a mirror image of Mitchell's 4-12. The real laugh is that Mitchell paid Lugli this money to play here.

In the same league as Moravian, an old rival from years ago, and Susquehanna, a front running program, President Rradley 903 can't help but look at old foes from the years of competition.

UNC-Charlotte, "Colby", Florida Atlantic, and Wisconsin-Inferior grace the top 25 poll, once Mitchell Mariner rivals. New rival Holy Names at 16-0 and #19 in the polls also gives the President pause. "What's happened? Am I washed? Is gards710 behind this?" he wondered. But he knew the answer already.

Big Hardwood had once again rewarded the cheaters, all while the Mariners just try to make an honest living. Just don't look in the safe behind Kyle Vaccaro's locker, code 6767#.

Mar 30 2048: The State of the Mariner - by Rradley903 on November 13th, 2025

After a crushing defeat in the first round to Western Oregon 94-93, head coach Jeremy Rowe sat down and looked up in the Mitchell rafters. 3 tournament appearances under his reign, one 2nd round total. "The people of New London deserve more," he thought.

"The Dominican University of California has won the National Championship!." Rowe watched as Big Hardwood nabs another. The Mariners used to hold a rivalry with the Penguins, no longer due to the ref show that would take place each year. Joe Xu, over for the team watch party, simply stated, "6 7" and puked all the punch on the floor.

Dec 22 2044: Big Hardwood Throws a Mean Left Hook - by Rradley903 on April 29th, 2025

Jeremy Rowe looks on, as his soon to be 10-0 Mitchell Mariners rib roast the now tied for 2nd in conference Principia Panthers. "No Evan Brown, No Larry Green, no problem." stated Jeremy Rowe after the 92-49 stomping at home. "We had on paper one of the most talented teams in our history last year, had to cut bait in Asst. Coach Miguel Sepulveda, and failed to break .500. Now, no Big Hardwood spies in our midst, and we dominate. Big Hardwood punched us in the gut pretty good, but, like the rain in a desert, we always comeback with a vengeance." Rowe then took a swig of his mud jug and proceeded to puke at the thought of Bart Artis and Floyd McMullen.

Mar 12 2043: Mitchell Looks from the Outside - by Rradley903 on January 28th, 2025

Head coach Jeremy Rowe sits alone in his office, constantly refreshing the 'Tournament' tab. "What a perverted joke," he muttered looking at 28-13 Arkansas State and Projected 6th seed 28-13 Missouri St. Louis being comfortably off the bubble. The 31-10 Mitchell Mariners finished 2nd in the conference, while 1st place Principia is also on the verge of being on the bubble. "This tournament is an absolute sham if our league doesn't have atleast 4 bids. It is sick and downright malpractice should any of our promoting teams be left out of the tournament. Disgraceful." Jeremy then began pouring up mud to down his sorrows.

Feb 28 2041: Mitchell Lands a Meteor - by Rradley903 on October 7th, 2024

Head coach Jeremy Rowe watched on as Mitchell upset the #15 Baylor Bears, chuckling to himself as the clock ticked to 0. Billy Joe Hager had 27 points and 8 rebounds and received PotG honors with Willie Bishop tacking on 10 more assists to his record setting season.

The Mariners were now 10-17 in conference, a disappointing season, but to be expected after losing Tony Samuel and several vets the previous season of a #3 seed team. However, a different kind of aura filled the room after the game.

No one cared that we had won, we cared about the news out of West Manchester high school in Manchester, Connecticut. Kip Butler had made his decision to commit to Mariners.

Big Hardwood, your days are numbered.